October 1st, 2014

zamii070:

chingyshinji:

I almost bought this for $5 at the dollar store

DO IT AND SEND IT TO ME

HOW CAN IT BE FIVE DOLLARS IF ITS AT A DOLLAR STORE

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September 30th, 2014

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
September 29th, 2014
ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher

Versace apron - $635

Fendi mustache - $98

Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245

Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369

Calphalon spatula - $179

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vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

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September 28th, 2014

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Art blog

lebaenese:

White model
White model
Addidas
Nike
White model
White model with a bloody lip
Flower
Some runway of a designer no one has heard of
White model
Closeup of a hand or neck
Sock

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

image

someones passing glee

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republlicant:

National Star Wars day is on May the Fourth, hence the joke may the forth be with you…check facts before you try and make someone look like an idiot??

I like that this comment ^ is an addition to the post 

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September 27th, 2014

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royalinquisitor:

meagustan:

turgaso:

Yesterday my dear Marcurio died. 
He was a whiny and snippy companion… but he was my favorite.
He never minded when I accidentally hit him with my sword, or shouted at him. He always carried my ridiculously heavy stuff, but first complaining with “I AM AN APPRENTICE WIZARD! NOT A PACK MULE!” 
But then he would reconcile and take it. 
I used to gift him wonderful beautifully crafted helmets. 
But for some reason he only ever wore the chef hat I got when I needed to impersonate a chef for the dark brotherhood. That was my favorite part. Along with his wizardly soul patch.
He had been following me for about a year… and we grew close.
When I had my amulet of Mara… he tried to marry me, over and over and over.
I LEGITIMATELY cried TUMBLR OKAY?
But mostly I’m sad because I don’t know where he died and he had all my stuff.

On an I almost forgot about this.
royalinquisitor can we dedicate a day to this lovely man once a year and wear chef hats and eat sweet roles and sing to him hymns from our hearts

yes we must remember him always

UGH IM PLAYING RIGHT NOW AND I JUST WANT HIM BACK hE WAS THE BEST COMPANION EVER WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO HARD MARCURIO WHY

royalinquisitor:

meagustan:

turgaso:

Yesterday my dear Marcurio died. 

He was a whiny and snippy companion… but he was my favorite.

He never minded when I accidentally hit him with my sword, or shouted at him. He always carried my ridiculously heavy stuff, but first complaining with “I AM AN APPRENTICE WIZARD! NOT A PACK MULE!” 

But then he would reconcile and take it. 

I used to gift him wonderful beautifully crafted helmets. 

But for some reason he only ever wore the chef hat I got when I needed to impersonate a chef for the dark brotherhood. That was my favorite part. Along with his wizardly soul patch.

He had been following me for about a year… and we grew close.

When I had my amulet of Mara… he tried to marry me, over and over and over.

I LEGITIMATELY cried TUMBLR OKAY?

But mostly I’m sad because I don’t know where he died and he had all my stuff.

On an I almost forgot about this.

royalinquisitor can we dedicate a day to this lovely man once a year and wear chef hats and eat sweet roles and sing to him hymns from our hearts

yes we must remember him always

UGH IM PLAYING RIGHT NOW AND I JUST WANT HIM BACK hE WAS THE BEST COMPANION EVER WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO HARD MARCURIO WHY

September 26th, 2014

skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

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thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

not the gravity

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

not the gravity

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